Oh goddd!!! What’s wrong with this cockroach. Is him stalking me or something?!! I kept on bumped into him!!
I was on my way to my room from the kitchen when this same cockroach shows up in front of me. Before I could reacted, thisΒ a house lizard (cicak) showed up and ate it and save my life. O_O
So I decided!!
From now on, I shall
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join the Lizard Triad. Don’t mess me yo! I have lizard with me. Pfft
Who you gonna join? Cockroach triad or Lizard triad?
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LOL! miao! you also takut lipas! hahahaha..just like me one..
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It’s scary!!!
later the lizard do the same death touch on u :p
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I’m okay with lizard XD
Where’s the motorcycles?? XD you must clear road for the lizard boss! haha
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Hahaha too bad I don’t know how to ride one.
lizard tai lou!!
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The badass in the house yo
Brace yourself, grammar nazis are coming! Just kidding!
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huhu sorry for the grammar mistake but do point out, so i know π
But…but…I’m also scared of lizards… :s
Actually my house has so many lizards, but there are still cockroaches… Maybe my lizards are vegetarian π
And how did you know it was the exact same cockroach? Haha…
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hahah nice one, vegetarian lizards..
coz after that one was eaten. no cockroach shows up anymore
I rather be in the cockroach triad ^_^
Tell us, cat.
Why do u despise our species so much?
We are the best runner in the world.
Join us, friend.
Hungga! Hungga!
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coz cockroach seems so dirty and geli XD
hehehe how you know is the same cockroach? they all look the same :p
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After that one was eaten, no cockroach shows up anymore XD
so i assume it
Sorry to say, I choose cockroach triad. My big boss will stalk you for lives. Heheh…
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nooooo die big boss cockroach!!
*send out an army of lizards*
sorry miao but i’d rather join d cockroach triad… Im terrified of lizards… I wont even touch em if they’re dead… I hate lizards… cos u dunno if they’re really dead or pretend dead… still d same beady eyes looking at u… *runs away*
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hahaha why.. lizards are good, they eat away the bugs in the house
I’m totally not ok with either lizard or cockroach ><"
Any other triad to join XD
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hahaha no XD
only two
so choose now!! π
you know you could make a better title DEATH TOUCH (the cockroach Strikes again) XDD
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hahaha should have gone with yours
sounds like starwars XD
Hmm… I hate Roaches, Me join U.
I wonder if I could bring my pet frog along. Muhahahaha
Now U will bow down to Sir Snoopy as everyone knows frogs eats roaches & Lizards…
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No amphibians allow. π
haahah
OH MY GODDDDDDD!!!!!! Lizard is scarier than cockroach okay?? i just feel extremely geli when saw lizard!!! why cockroach dun eat lizard? else i’ll be following cockroach…lolzzzz π π
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LOL no lor.. cockroach more scary! π
it would be super duper whooper scary if cockroach eat lizard, it might turns to us too
mayb he just love u.. XDD
there no need to ask.. 100% the Lizard triad.. -_-“… *swing the Lizard triad flag*
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Yeah!!! swings together!!
muahaha~ same like my 8 years old cousin, but she scared of cicak too~
so she decided to follow the Shieldtox triad XD
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LOL!! oh wait! shieldtox at both cockroach and lizard?
The lizard ate the roach???
How big is the lizard??? That sounds just as scary as the roach!!
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Normal size lizard. The cockroach it’s bigger that it’s head XD
huhu~~ Lizard triad! I support lizards to eat cockroaches but they simply shit le..
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Toilet is everywhere XD
i used to have a lizard… but one day it was gone π
i didn’t know they eat roaches, maybe mine was a picky one xD
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Woahh.. what kind of lizard?
Wow lizard eats roaches ahh.. lols. I prefer lizards. But my house have very few of them xD Happie face lols
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Beside scaring people by dropping in front you, pooing everywhere.. they definitely better XD
Some cats eats lizards you know? Don’t let those instincts take over if you want the lizard to eat the cockroaches for you.
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O_O omg really? that’s ewww..
Dude, now you officially Cicak Man sidekick lol
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Indeed hahahaha XD
I remember once lizard shit on ur food and you wanna revenge. XD
it’s on your previous post. haha.
careful later it shits again on your food, where the shit is from the death touch cockroach…
Shit!!! so many shit shit word ~. ~
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Indeed big boss do that.
I believe this boss is different from that scumbag XD
Wah, the cicak must be quite big to be able to eat the cockcroach.
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Not really just one little hungry lizard XD
why not a miao triad ? XD
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miao is useless against cockroach XD
they i like you i gues???XD
or hang some pandan leave on you lolx or put around the house…confirm they wont come near by…
or put you can put just used egg shell on a plate or big plastic to scare away lizard..IF you no longer admit lizard as your dai lou…XD but of course the egg small will be gone in sometime so need to replace it from time to time lor…and again of course a bit smelly lor…if not enought eggy shell then request from hawkers uncle and autie…
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they afraid of eggshell? why??
Eeeeew!!!!!!!!! That means it’s time to clean your house laaa….
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come help me π hehe
wow… ur house is a balanced ecosystem
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hahahaha XD
Yep it’s like a small jungle XD