Crazy Joel.
but he changed his mind soon after that when…
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hahahahaha.. seriously, anyone ever got stuck in a jam and having stomach ache?
I heard the traffic jam in KL can get up to an hour or two hours long, how to survive that long hour in the car? 😐
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No one love traffic JAM, even to apply on toast bread~
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hahahahhaha nice one XD even apply on toast bread XD
Wa… Who in the world loves jam? I think froggy is trying to psycho himself to think that ‘Jam isn’t so bad after all. Relax relax….’. But in fact he’s pretty pissed with the traffic. Haha.
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I guess so too.
I think he half crazy adi
that why lah i always stay out of KL.. more than five minutes stuck, i also can go siao lorr.. XD
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really kan. i also cant tahan.
my friend boleh jam to work then back home everyday swt..
lol! joel is such a cute frog!
the same thing comes into my mind whenever i came to KL and got stuck in a traffic jam.
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the city of jams. 😐
one you can’t apply on breads.
My worst ever jam was 9 hours to penang when the usual is 4 hours (3 1/2 for my dad who speeds)
T_T 9 hours really buttock open flower ahhhhhh. boleh duduk plane dunno go where dy
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That 1 really gila max weii 9 hours of slow/static ride.
hahah can go back Kuching 5 times
Always plan ahead of schedule, where u want to go, where is the alternate route, what time usually the traffic start to congest, on the second choice, ride a motorcycle/bicycle. >_<
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ride motorcycle and suffer the dust, ash and hot weather XD
That’s the reason I still on bike.
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No wonder XD
i was wondering how a Kuchingite survive there
ohhh Joel is a frog!
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Katak bawah tayar kereta
LOL I remember the longest reported jam was 5hours++, there’s massive jam, rain & flood.
So trapped at the highway.
My friend was torn between thirsty + hungry + sleepy + want to pee.
It was right after work on a Thursday evening, so right out of the cold office.. heading home for a warm dinner is a bliss, unfortunately it became a twilight zone nightmare.
So what he did after 3hours, he drank some water, treasure hunt whatever food/candies in his car/bag. After that, his pipe were about to burst.. he recalled his aunt’s stories about holding on for too long will spoil the A-Z parts of the body.
With the rain tht’s like “peeing from the sky like waterfall”… he almost wanted to get off the highway pee at a corner or just open the door slightly to pee to the road. He’s got this “hygiene” issue about peeing in the car & storing the pee in the car but was afraid get accident due to the heavy rain.
His only water bottle is those “good 2-3 liter size” aka “not plastic bottle (in his own words”). The thought of peeing into it just disgust him, but his “life & death” were in his hands & pants at tht time.. so eventually even though the bottle is still 1/2 full.. he emptied it thru the window (coz. can’t drink anymore too full). Relieved dah, he felt stupid coz. he felt thirsty. Luckily for him, he use the rain water to wash his hand. LOL. He almost stuck his head outside for rainwater. So he told me moral of the story, always hv empty bottles in the car ( for gals lain ceritalah).
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Woahhh what an experience OAO for him
Now if i see an empty bottle in my KL friend’s car, i will know what is it for hahahaa
wow. I think I’ll use this tip too. I’ve been stuck before in traffic jams and badly needing to pee too. bottles will help. =D
I did, last year…
And because of that, I have to make sure I went to toilet before I went home. XD
How to survive long in the jam? I’m used to it, so…I can handle it pretty well. Well…if I’m alone that’s it XD
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LOL i tot alone in jam is more boring. no?
Yes, no one would love traffic jam. It will ruin our life. By the time you reach home your child already sleep. No quality time for them.
I definitely stay in KL so long until traffic jam = no big deal. hahaa!
wahai Joel the Froggy XD
btw me no likey traffic jam thou haha
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a big waste of time and fuel, right?
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siao 1 you all. XD
I was stuck in a jam for hours from KL to Penang and I had to pee badly and the next toilet stop was 20km away. T^T Luckily I could still hold it. Terrible experience.
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I ever hold my pee before on a trip but it was not a jam. Still it was horrible.
I can’t imagine holding and not knowing when can release them.
I never liked jams. That’s why the closer I can live to the office, the better :p just go out when it’s not peak traffic 😀
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Best is a job that can work from everywhere (internet based)
That’s why I don’t want to work in KL! In Penang even though there is jam, it is still better. Usually I will listen to the radio in the car…if no nice songs, I will flip flip flip the channels… haha
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The jams are keeping some of us away from it XD hahah
One of the reason why I don’t like driving car in daily basis, especially go to work.
I prefer motorbike. I don’t care about hot sunny day and chilly cold rain, as long as I don’t stuck in traffic jam for hours. XD
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hahahaah nothing beats the suffering under the Jam XD
if only there’s a car size of motorbike XD
i put novels in my hp and started reading it while stuck in jam. I think I finished most of my novels in car….
sometimes I use that time to memorize songs or lyrics or script and practice my singing. I think a lot of people might have stared, but I just buat tak tau~~ hoho
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hhaha but putting novel is a good trick 😀
maybe should put a book or two in the car next time
having a book with you all the time is handy. I’m sort of a bibliophile, (not a chronic one but still…) but sometimes it’s a drag to bring book around when u are travelling light. So thank god for ebooks and smartphones. lol
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i still prefer actual physical book XD ebook does not have that touch
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